006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

When a man and a woman love each other, they decide that they want to have a baby. Well, it doesn't even have to be for a baby. Some people do it for fun. You see, both the male and a female have unique sex organs that they use to...

[And she goes on for a few good minutes speaking in ridiculous detail about the entire process. Eight years old, but with the memories and history of literally everything in her world inside her head... Well.]

... and the nine months afterward are never pleasant. But why did you ask?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

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That's where humans come from?!?

[Phone] Hiiiii Teddie XD

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

[Oh, innocent curiosity. She was going to not get herself involved, but how could she fault him for just being curious.

Until, of course, he asked that.]

Something you are not old enough to know about.

[Or that some other poor soul should have to explain, whichever comes first.]

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[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

How old do I have to be?

[tapshoetomove.livejournal.com]

...I'm not really sure myself, but I think it has to do with the birds and the bees.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

It has to do with birds and bees? But someone else just told me it had to do with being naked....

[doudemoe]

...It has to do with the birds and the bees.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

...... What do the birds and the bees do?

[unexculpable]

... W-what?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Sexual intercourse.

[He makes sure to enunciate clearly this time.]

Do you know what it is?

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ Hot damn, we got a live one. ]

Best use of the phone I've heard so far, kid. A-plus, and don't let anybody tell ya that curiosity killed the cat.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Thanks~

[He's clearly pleased. Obviously, that was a very good question to have asked. Maybe other people were curious too.]

And don't worry, I'm not a cat, so I'll be fine.

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

[...Yeah, one can never really forget that voice.]

Teddie? Trust me, you really don't want to know.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

[Indignant]

Yes I do! I wouldn't have asked if I didn't.

[roadroller]

[walks into the phone room and makes an immediate u-turn.]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Rin-chan! Wait! You'll never guess what I learned today~!

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

You really want to know 'bout the birds and the bees, kid? You're so young I can't even tell if you're a boy or a girl.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I'm a boy, obviously! I'm not that young...

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

A process in which happens between a female and a male, a male and a male, or a female and a female. It's either done after foreplay, a technique used to stimulate both sexes and also helps for insertion. And then what happens...

[ Do you want a dissertation on the entire reason on why reproducing is one of the reasons why we're on the planet? Well, if you did, sit tight since she is going to explain everything about this subject in heavy detail. Ah, the joys of having an entire library worth of information in your mind. ]

...And that is what sexual intercourse is. Any questions, comments, or concerns?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Ummm... yes.

What do they use the bees for?

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

Don't they teach you kids anything? Geeze... That's what happens after a hot date when you score with the ladies.

I tell you, school today, missing the basics.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

So it does have to do with scoring hot studs! Yuki-chan never did tell me what she meant by that...

[crayonbullets.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I want to know what that is too. No one ever tells me.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I know! Isn't it strange how everyone wants to keep it secret?

[silvergoldengun.livejournal.com]

[ Chuckles. ]

You will learn about it once you get older, I'm sure.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

But that's no fair! I shouldn't have to wait til I'm older, I wanna know now!

[forever-cheery.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's...

[Hang on. As a ghost, this concept is weird. But there's something niggling in the back of her mind telling her she knows what it is.]

I know that it's something I don't think you should be talking about over the phone to the whole town!

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Why not? Is it some kind of secret?

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

U-UM... m-maybe... D-do you...r-r-r-really not---...

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Madoka-chan~! Hi!

[Hmm, she sounds flustered for some reason....]

What's wrong?

[dclassreyvateil.livejournal.com]

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[Aurica was simply listening in on the phone as usual. Then came what Teddie asked. She answered dryly:] Really...?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Aurica-chan! Hi~!

How are you?

[Yeah, just excited to talk to her. He'll remember he was actually asking something in a minute...]

phone;

[gandere]

Intercourse that's sexual in nature.

Re: phone;

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

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That doesn't explain anything....