suchaprettybear: (peeking)
[personal profile] suchaprettybear
Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com
...... What do the birds and the bees do?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 04:23 am (UTC)
doudemoe: (uh huh sure)
From: [personal profile] doudemoe
Well...

[This can't be serious, can he? ....the voice on the other end sounds like he's not joking though. Shit.]

They lead the stork to the right parents.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com
The stork? And then what happens?

[He is just.... fascinated.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 04:34 am (UTC)
doudemoe: (looks like a zombie)
From: [personal profile] doudemoe
Then the stork drops the baby in a cabbage patch, for the mother to find.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com
The cabbage patch? So, when a woman decides she wants a kid, she goes and waits in the cabbage patch until the stork shows up?

[Human reproduction is truly a miracle...]

That's amazing!

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 04:42 am (UTC)
doudemoe: (Music lover)
From: [personal profile] doudemoe
It's what my mother taught me.

[And he believed it until 6th grade.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com
Thanks a lot for telling me. It's nice to get a straight answer out of someone.

I was starting to think the whole thing was a big secret, or something.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 04:56 am (UTC)
doudemoe: (brb busy texting my teacher)
From: [personal profile] doudemoe
Ahaha.

[With luck, he won't speak to this person again, and it won't lead to a delayed social link or something.]

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com
I can't believe that Sensei and Yosuke never told me about this stuff. I bet they've known the whole time.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 05:00 am (UTC)
doudemoe: (tell me once)
From: [personal profile] doudemoe
[fuuu]

Oh...yeah, they should have told you.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com
Well, that's okay. At least I know all about it now.

Hey, I never got your name...

(no subject)

Date: 2011-09-15 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com
I'm Teddie~ It's nice to meet you.

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