006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Nope. How'd you guess?

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

You kept referring to humans as "humans". Not many people do that. Except for those who aren't people.

[Herself included thanks to a technicality.]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh....

But I'm not that different. I've been working really hard to become more like them.

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

People don't like being people. It's boring, so they try to make new people. A human who isn't a human says he'd like to be human. It's kinda hilarious!

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

How could it be boring? Humans are always doing fun things. They get to go to festivals and have beauty pageants and eat cake....

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

Ah, but that's just it. Humans invent fun, but they've also invented boredom. Humans themselves have become boring to each other. Wouldn't it be nice if they could fly? Wouldn't it be nice if like God, they could create life as well?

You're better off not being human. It's just too complicated.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I've had way more fun in the human world than in my world. It's much better, trust me.

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

Oh, how positively human you're sounding right now.

[Compliment or insult, feel free to take it however you please, Teddie. It's neutral to her.]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

[Teddie will always choose compliment.]

Thanks~

Hey, you sound familiar, have we met somewhere before?

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

... Have we now?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I dunno...

[A lot of that day is kind of fuzzy, but she still sounds familiar.]

I just think I've talked to you before...

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

I don't recognize your voice from my world.

[She has the talent to memorize just about everything that happened around her. It's a useful trait, but if perception or perspective is somehow altered, then... Oh, dear.]

... The milk. I met you... sometime during the milk affair.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah! I remember now!

You were the one seeing little blonde girls, right?