006- [phone] A learning experience....
Sep. 14th, 2011 11:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
suchaprettybearHi~ This is Teddie.
I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.
But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....
[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]
Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?
I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.
But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....
[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]
Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?
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Date: 2011-09-15 04:11 am (UTC)[And she goes on for a few good minutes speaking in ridiculous detail about the entire process. Eight years old, but with the memories and history of literally everything in her world inside her head... Well.]
... and the nine months afterward are never pleasant. But why did you ask?
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Date: 2011-09-15 04:14 am (UTC).......................................
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That's where humans come from?!?
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From:[Phone] Hiiiii Teddie XD
Date: 2011-09-15 04:13 am (UTC)Until, of course, he asked that.]
Something you are not old enough to know about.
[Or that some other poor soul should have to explain, whichever comes first.]
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From:[Phone] Perfect dodge of her excuse to not tell him XD
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Date: 2011-09-15 04:43 am (UTC)[He makes sure to enunciate clearly this time.]
Do you know what it is?
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Date: 2011-09-15 04:51 am (UTC)Best use of the phone I've heard so far, kid. A-plus, and don't let anybody tell ya that curiosity killed the cat.
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Date: 2011-09-15 04:53 am (UTC)[He's clearly pleased. Obviously, that was a very good question to have asked. Maybe other people were curious too.]
And don't worry, I'm not a cat, so I'll be fine.
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Date: 2011-09-15 05:07 am (UTC)Teddie? Trust me, you really don't want to know.
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Date: 2011-09-15 04:11 pm (UTC)Yes I do! I wouldn't have asked if I didn't.
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From:I will have to watch your threads to see this bad advice being followed. XD
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Date: 2011-09-15 10:09 am (UTC)[ Do you want a dissertation on the entire reason on why reproducing is one of the reasons why we're on the planet? Well, if you did, sit tight since she is going to explain everything about this subject in heavy detail. Ah, the joys of having an entire library worth of information in your mind. ]
...And that is what sexual intercourse is. Any questions, comments, or concerns?
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Date: 2011-09-15 04:02 pm (UTC)What do they use the bees for?
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Date: 2011-09-15 10:27 am (UTC)I tell you, school today, missing the basics.
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Date: 2011-09-15 12:53 pm (UTC)You will learn about it once you get older, I'm sure.
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Date: 2011-09-15 02:14 pm (UTC)[Hang on. As a ghost, this concept is weird. But there's something niggling in the back of her mind telling her she knows what it is.]
I know that it's something I don't think you should be talking about over the phone to the whole town!
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Date: 2011-09-15 02:51 pm (UTC)U-UM... m-maybe... D-do you...r-r-r-really not---...
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Date: 2011-09-15 03:03 pm (UTC)[Hmm, she sounds flustered for some reason....]
What's wrong?
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Date: 2011-09-15 06:30 pm (UTC)[Aurica was simply listening in on the phone as usual. Then came what Teddie asked. She answered dryly:] Really...?
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Date: 2011-09-18 06:00 am (UTC)How are you?
[Yeah, just excited to talk to her. He'll remember he was actually asking something in a minute...]
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Date: 2011-09-15 07:56 pm (UTC)Re: phone;
Date: 2011-09-18 06:01 am (UTC)That doesn't explain anything....