006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

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[birthclod.livejournal.com]

When a man and a woman love each other, they decide that they want to have a baby. Well, it doesn't even have to be for a baby. Some people do it for fun. You see, both the male and a female have unique sex organs that they use to...

[And she goes on for a few good minutes speaking in ridiculous detail about the entire process. Eight years old, but with the memories and history of literally everything in her world inside her head... Well.]

... and the nine months afterward are never pleasant. But why did you ask?

[Phone] Hiiiii Teddie XD

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

[Oh, innocent curiosity. She was going to not get herself involved, but how could she fault him for just being curious.

Until, of course, he asked that.]

Something you are not old enough to know about.

[Or that some other poor soul should have to explain, whichever comes first.]

[tapshoetomove.livejournal.com]

...I'm not really sure myself, but I think it has to do with the birds and the bees.

[doudemoe]

...It has to do with the birds and the bees.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

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That's where humans come from?!?

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[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

How old do I have to be?

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

How old are you now?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

It has to do with birds and bees? But someone else just told me it had to do with being naked....

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

Some believe they come from mud or clay. Others believe a big bird drops them from the skies. It's endless, the list of excuses, but...

Yes. To make things simple.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

...... What do the birds and the bees do?

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[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I don't remember when I first started to exist...

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Wow! I didn't know there were so many ways to make humans. No wonder there's so many of them!

[Phone] Perfect dodge of her excuse to not tell him XD

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

[Is he serious?]

I see.

Well.

Technically, that behavior is where children come from. Since you're so young, you don't need to know any more details than that--just that that is how people make babies.

[Worst 'where babies come from' speech evar go!]

[tapshoetomove.livejournal.com]

I don't really know myself, but that's what my mum and papa called it.

[doudemoe]

Well...

[This can't be serious, can he? ....the voice on the other end sounds like he's not joking though. Shit.]

They lead the stork to the right parents.

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

No, no. See, that's how few people think humans originally came to be. We had to start somewhere. I could go on about explaining myths and evolution to you.

But for now, sexual reproduction is how we continue the process. And you're not human, are you?

[While Clod has met Teddie face to face, she never actually heard his voice before. She does remember meeting a so-called bear.]

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[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

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Does it have anything to with 'scoring a hot stud?'

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

It sounds really complicated...

[He's trying to figure out what you're supposed to do with all the bees....]

And someone else told me I had to be older. And they wouldn't tell you either? Do you think it's some kind of secret?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

The stork? And then what happens?

[He is just.... fascinated.]

[tapshoetomove.livejournal.com]

I think it's because it's supposed to be a thing that only adults do.

It's pretty confusing really.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Nope. How'd you guess?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

But why only adults? That's no fair!

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

You kept referring to humans as "humans". Not many people do that. Except for those who aren't people.

[Herself included thanks to a technicality.]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh....

But I'm not that different. I've been working really hard to become more like them.

[tapshoetomove.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure, there's lots of things only adults can do! But I don't see why they can't at least tell us about it.