006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I know! Isn't it strange how everyone wants to keep it secret?

[crayonbullets.livejournal.com]

Super strange. It's like...a super secret conspiracy thingy.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Yeah... maybe it is!

I mean, a lot of people have told me it has to do with birds and bees, but no one will tell me what the bees are for.

[crayonbullets.livejournal.com]

Birds and Bees?

Uh...Oh. I know. They're for stinging people. And probably giving them a horrible disease that turns them into a bird.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Is.... is that where the stork comes from? It used to be a person, and then the bees attacked it?

[crayonbullets.livejournal.com]

What's the stork?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

The stork leaves babies in a secret cabbage patch and then women who want children can find them there.

[Clearly, he is an authority on the subject, having heard about it ten minutes ago....]

[crayonbullets.livejournal.com]

Cabbage patch? Buuuut...I thought babies came from pregnancy. [ Not that he actually...knows what that is. ]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Nope. It's definitely a cabbage patch. Some guy told me so.

[FLAWLESS LOGIC]

[crayonbullets.livejournal.com]

I am...really confused. Unless alien babies come from the pregnancy disease and people babies come from the cabbage patch...