006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Ummm... yes.

What do they use the bees for?

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

The birds and the bees is a idiom. It's used to teach someone young about sexual intercourse and pregnancy.

So, really, bees aren't used for anything.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

..... If the bees aren't used for anything, then why do they try to teach kids about them?

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

It's to equate it in terms they'd understand.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

But everyone else told me there were birds and bees involved. And... a lot of other stuff too...

[Like the stork, or the cabbage patch, or the bases....]

It's all so complicated. How do humans figure it out?

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

There aren't, unless if they're in to that sort of thing.

... I suppose instincts?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Instincts, huh...?

I wonder if I have any instincts....

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

I'd hope you would, or else you'd effectively be like one of the drones here.