006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

You really want to know 'bout the birds and the bees, kid? You're so young I can't even tell if you're a boy or a girl.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I'm a boy, obviously! I'm not that young...

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Okay, kid, here goes nothing.

When I guy thinks a lady is attractive, or even a lady thinks a lady is attractive, [he says the next part with a bit of a scowl], and sometimes a guy thinks another guy is attractive, they decide to go home together.

[And Greed goes on to explain in crude detail about the joys of sexual intercourse.]

Any questions, kid?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

.......

[Wow, Greed, that crude explanation used a lot of words this little bear has never even heard before. It takes him a minute to try to work through it all.]

Your explanation is really different from everyone else's....

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

That's cuz everyone else is afraid to really tell you what it's like. They're prudes, the whole lot of them.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

But why would they be afraid? Is it really that big a deal?

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

It's not that they're afraid kid, they're embarrassed of having all those urges and following through with 'em.

And sex, nah, it's no big deal. It's a good, and fun, way to pass the night. Or even the day.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh....

But in that case, what's 'sexual harassment?'

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

[Have bit of laughter, Teddy.]

It's when ya try goin' after a girl who doesn't want to give ya any. She'll get all uptight and ignore ya' probably. But the challenging ones are the best in the end.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

So then.... with girls like that, is it better to keep trying? Or just give up?

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Kid, you never give up. Those ones are usually the best in the sack.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Right! I'll keep trying, no matter what.

Thanks for your help~ You sure know a lot about this stuff.

[This advice will get him in so much trouble....]

I will have to watch your threads to see this bad advice being followed. XD

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no problem, kid.

Oh, and if they slap you, you're doing a good job. A real good job!

Good luck.