006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

[...Yeah, one can never really forget that voice.]

Teddie? Trust me, you really don't want to know.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

[Indignant]

Yes I do! I wouldn't have asked if I didn't.

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

No, no. Really. It's worse than murder.

[Smooth, Adachi. Real smooth.]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

It is not!

[Grr.....]

I bet you're just saying that because you don't want me to know!

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

[Siiiigh.]

Seriously, kid? You're too young for this kind of stuff anyways. Let's just say it's how babies are made. That's all you need to know.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone keep saying that? How old do you have to be to know this stuff?

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

However old you are when you're finally out of school. Then it's fine to know... I guess.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

So... if I make it all the way through school, then I'll know?

[He's figuring that'll take about a month or two...]

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[Little does he know Mayfield High is forever. Foreeeevveeeeerrr.]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh, well in that case, I'll just wait. It can't be that long...

[FOREEEEEVVVEEEERRR]