006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Isn't it~? That's why I'm trying to find out all this stuff.

But everyone's answers are really weird...

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

How so?

[She is so not surprised that he's getting strange answers to his question.]

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Well, some people told me about birds and bees and garden where you grow cabbage...

And other people talked about being naked and visiting bases.

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

A garden where you grow cabbage?

[She clears her throat on the other side of the phone at the comment about nakedness. This is why she should never raise children/]

Maybe I'm not the best person to help you with this, Teddie.

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Do you not know much about it either? That's okay, it sounds pretty complicated.

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

[To whatever higher power that may be, Riza thanks you. She was finding it increasingly difficult to find an escape from this conversation.]

I don't know much either. You'd probably do best asking someone else, Teddie.

I'm sorry I couldn't help you more.

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Riza-chan~ I'll figure it out eventually. And when I do, I'll make sure to tell you all about it.

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

All right, Teddie.

Good luck figuring it out.

[Yay for an escape from this conversation.]