006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know all about that! There's a lot of pretty girls around here~

What's 'egghead?'

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

Oh, one of the brains. Someone who uses a lot of big words to make things way too complicated.

But yeah... Scoring, that's what you do after you've gotten a girl through all the bases.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Bases? There are bases too?

[So he has to find bases now? Scoring is really complicated. He never knew what people had to go through...]

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, you know, getting to first base and all. No one taught you that?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

No, no one ever said anything about it....

So where is this 'first base,' anyway?

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

Er, getting to first base means getting kissed.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

It does?

....Then why do you call it a 'base?'

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

Dunno... That's what everyone else calls it.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Well, that's weird... Why can't they just call it kissing?

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

Probably a code word to confuse people who don't like that sorta stuff.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, I get it! It's so people can't figure out the big secret. They'll waste a bunch of time looking for bases that don't even exist.

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

Uh, maybe? I never quite got how people did things in the 20th century half the time.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

What century are you from?

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

The 25th! But... Its really kind of a boring story.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Why? Isn't there anything fun to do in the 25th century?

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

Tons of stuff! But... Time travel back in time is kinda boring.