006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

They really do that? I guess cats can be pretty tricky.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Shreddin' your curtains, wettin' your bed, leaving dead rats in your slippers and still getting to stick around. Those brains are in a constant state of nefarious plotting, it's just unnatural. And don't you forget it.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Wow....

Cats can be really dangerous. I never knew they were so smart....

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Absolutely, bro. But now I've got ya schooled and you're all up in the know. Like to see one of those babies get the drop on you now.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm all schooled now. Those cats'll never know what hit 'em!

[At least he's enthusiastic in his ignorance.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Good soldier.