006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ Hot damn, we got a live one. ]

Best use of the phone I've heard so far, kid. A-plus, and don't let anybody tell ya that curiosity killed the cat.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Thanks~

[He's clearly pleased. Obviously, that was a very good question to have asked. Maybe other people were curious too.]

And don't worry, I'm not a cat, so I'll be fine.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Shit, didn't even notice. Can't put it past cats to dial the phone with their paw just to prove they can, bro.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

They really do that? I guess cats can be pretty tricky.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Shreddin' your curtains, wettin' your bed, leaving dead rats in your slippers and still getting to stick around. Those brains are in a constant state of nefarious plotting, it's just unnatural. And don't you forget it.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Wow....

Cats can be really dangerous. I never knew they were so smart....

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Absolutely, bro. But now I've got ya schooled and you're all up in the know. Like to see one of those babies get the drop on you now.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm all schooled now. Those cats'll never know what hit 'em!

[At least he's enthusiastic in his ignorance.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Good soldier.