suchaprettybear: (peeking)
suchaprettybear ([personal profile] suchaprettybear) wrote2011-09-14 11:54 pm

006- [phone] A learning experience....

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

doudemoe: (uh huh sure)

[personal profile] doudemoe 2011-09-15 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well...

[This can't be serious, can he? ....the voice on the other end sounds like he's not joking though. Shit.]

They lead the stork to the right parents.

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
The stork? And then what happens?

[He is just.... fascinated.]
doudemoe: (looks like a zombie)

[personal profile] doudemoe 2011-09-15 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Then the stork drops the baby in a cabbage patch, for the mother to find.

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
The cabbage patch? So, when a woman decides she wants a kid, she goes and waits in the cabbage patch until the stork shows up?

[Human reproduction is truly a miracle...]

That's amazing!
doudemoe: (Music lover)

[personal profile] doudemoe 2011-09-15 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's what my mother taught me.

[And he believed it until 6th grade.]

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks a lot for telling me. It's nice to get a straight answer out of someone.

I was starting to think the whole thing was a big secret, or something.
doudemoe: (brb busy texting my teacher)

[personal profile] doudemoe 2011-09-15 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha.

[With luck, he won't speak to this person again, and it won't lead to a delayed social link or something.]

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe that Sensei and Yosuke never told me about this stuff. I bet they've known the whole time.
doudemoe: (tell me once)

[personal profile] doudemoe 2011-09-15 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[fuuu]

Oh...yeah, they should have told you.

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's okay. At least I know all about it now.

Hey, I never got your name...

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Teddie~ It's nice to meet you.