006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I don't remember when I first started to exist...

[Phone] Perfect dodge of her excuse to not tell him XD

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

[Is he serious?]

I see.

Well.

Technically, that behavior is where children come from. Since you're so young, you don't need to know any more details than that--just that that is how people make babies.

[Worst 'where babies come from' speech evar go!]

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

.........


Does it have anything to with 'scoring a hot stud?'

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

Where did you hear that?!

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Umm.... from my friends. A long time ago. But they always ignored me when I asked what it meant.

But it's definitely something good, right? I mean, everyone wants to score a hot stud, don't they?

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

I see.

I am..still learning the slang terms used by people. It took me quite a while to learn that 'hot' wasn't only in reference to temperature.

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

It also means good, right?

I figured that out on my own. And scoring is something really great that you do with other people. I've been putting a lot of thought into this.

[He's so proud of his deductive skills.]

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

You're keeping track of the slang terms you hear, I see.

[Want to share the list? She probably needs it.]

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! Most of them I got from listening to my friends, and the rest came from television shows.

I've learned some new ones since I got here, too~

[He's probably better off without picking up fifties slang though....]

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

I...see.

Well, it's always good to learn.

[If only for the sake of not misunderstanding?]

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Isn't it~? That's why I'm trying to find out all this stuff.

But everyone's answers are really weird...

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

How so?

[She is so not surprised that he's getting strange answers to his question.]

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Well, some people told me about birds and bees and garden where you grow cabbage...

And other people talked about being naked and visiting bases.

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

A garden where you grow cabbage?

[She clears her throat on the other side of the phone at the comment about nakedness. This is why she should never raise children/]

Maybe I'm not the best person to help you with this, Teddie.

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Do you not know much about it either? That's okay, it sounds pretty complicated.

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

[To whatever higher power that may be, Riza thanks you. She was finding it increasingly difficult to find an escape from this conversation.]

I don't know much either. You'd probably do best asking someone else, Teddie.

I'm sorry I couldn't help you more.

Re: [Phone]

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Riza-chan~ I'll figure it out eventually. And when I do, I'll make sure to tell you all about it.

[Phone]

[snipingmissy.livejournal.com]

All right, Teddie.

Good luck figuring it out.

[Yay for an escape from this conversation.]