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006- [phone] A learning experience....

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

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[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're a GIRL yeah, its all about hot studs, but if you're a guy... Its all about scoring with the ladies... Didn't your parents or friends tell you anything?

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Ummm, a lot of people have, but.....

To be honest, I'm not sure I really understand.

[identity profile] crayonbullets.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Super strange. It's like...a super secret conspiracy thingy.

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like they're trying to keep us in the dark, just so they know more about things!

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Indignant]

Yes I do! I wouldn't have asked if I didn't.

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have parents. And my friends don't usually answer questions like this...

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrm... Well... What do you know about romancing the ladies? Cause 'sexual intercourse' is egghead for scoring."

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... maybe it is!

I mean, a lot of people have told me it has to do with birds and bees, but no one will tell me what the bees are for.

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know all about that! There's a lot of pretty girls around here~

What's 'egghead?'

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, one of the brains. Someone who uses a lot of big words to make things way too complicated.

But yeah... Scoring, that's what you do after you've gotten a girl through all the bases.

[identity profile] birthclod.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't recognize your voice from my world.

[She has the talent to memorize just about everything that happened around her. It's a useful trait, but if perception or perspective is somehow altered, then... Oh, dear.]

... The milk. I met you... sometime during the milk affair.

[identity profile] crayonbullets.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Birds and Bees?

Uh...Oh. I know. They're for stinging people. And probably giving them a horrible disease that turns them into a bird.

[identity profile] notalwystrthful.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The birds and the bees is a idiom. It's used to teach someone young about sexual intercourse and pregnancy.

So, really, bees aren't used for anything.

[identity profile] pretty-bear.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Is.... is that where the stork comes from? It used to be a person, and then the bees attacked it?

[identity profile] crayonbullets.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the stork?

[identity profile] forever-cheery.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a taboo subject! Because... well I don't exactly remember why, other than it is. It's a personal thing.

[identity profile] fatedmagica.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
H-huh? Oh... um... then, well...

Why do you want to know anyway...?

[identity profile] iheartcabbage.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no. Really. It's worse than murder.

[Smooth, Adachi. Real smooth.]

[identity profile] dclassreyvateil.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
♪ BGM: Specialist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5T4_6Ip0zE) (Repeat) (http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=i5T4_6Ip0zE)

[Aurica was simply listening in on the phone as usual. Then came what Teddie asked. She answered dryly:] Really...?
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[personal profile] roadroller 2011-09-15 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha-

[ffff]

That just now, did someone actually tell you? ♪

phone;

[personal profile] gandere 2011-09-15 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Intercourse that's sexual in nature.
Edited 2011-09-15 19:56 (UTC)

[identity profile] silvergoldengun.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm...

[ To hell with what's supposed to be said and not said in this sort of situation. ]

Well, it's when two people...do things. Touch each other at places you usually wouldn't let anyone touch. But you're too young to be doing that right now.

[identity profile] ironicjournal.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Shreddin' your curtains, wettin' your bed, leaving dead rats in your slippers and still getting to stick around. Those brains are in a constant state of nefarious plotting, it's just unnatural. And don't you forget it.

[identity profile] all-ofthethings.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, kid, here goes nothing.

When I guy thinks a lady is attractive, or even a lady thinks a lady is attractive, [he says the next part with a bit of a scowl], and sometimes a guy thinks another guy is attractive, they decide to go home together.

[And Greed goes on to explain in crude detail about the joys of sexual intercourse.]

Any questions, kid?
Edited 2011-09-16 05:35 (UTC)

[identity profile] tapshoetomove.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure...it seems like adults really don't want to talk about it though.
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