006- [phone] A learning experience....

[suchaprettybear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

Comments

[birthclod.livejournal.com]

... Have we now?

[doudemoe]

Kitaro.

[iheartcabbage.livejournal.com]

[...Yeah, one can never really forget that voice.]

Teddie? Trust me, you really don't want to know.

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

Shit, didn't even notice. Can't put it past cats to dial the phone with their paw just to prove they can, bro.

[tapshoetomove.livejournal.com]

You know, I think you're right! I can't think of one reason why we have to wait until we're adults to know about this sort of thing!

[roadroller]

[walks into the phone room and makes an immediate u-turn.]

[all-ofthethings.livejournal.com]

You really want to know 'bout the birds and the bees, kid? You're so young I can't even tell if you're a boy or a girl.

[notalwystrthful.livejournal.com]

A process in which happens between a female and a male, a male and a male, or a female and a female. It's either done after foreplay, a technique used to stimulate both sexes and also helps for insertion. And then what happens...

[ Do you want a dissertation on the entire reason on why reproducing is one of the reasons why we're on the planet? Well, if you did, sit tight since she is going to explain everything about this subject in heavy detail. Ah, the joys of having an entire library worth of information in your mind. ]

...And that is what sexual intercourse is. Any questions, comments, or concerns?

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

Don't they teach you kids anything? Geeze... That's what happens after a hot date when you score with the ladies.

I tell you, school today, missing the basics.

[crayonbullets.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I want to know what that is too. No one ever tells me.

[silvergoldengun.livejournal.com]

[ Chuckles. ]

You will learn about it once you get older, I'm sure.

[forever-cheery.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's...

[Hang on. As a ghost, this concept is weird. But there's something niggling in the back of her mind telling her she knows what it is.]

I know that it's something I don't think you should be talking about over the phone to the whole town!

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

U-UM... m-maybe... D-do you...r-r-r-really not---...

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

But that's no fair! I shouldn't have to wait til I'm older, I wanna know now!

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Why not? Is it some kind of secret?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Madoka-chan~! Hi!

[Hmm, she sounds flustered for some reason....]

What's wrong?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I dunno...

[A lot of that day is kind of fuzzy, but she still sounds familiar.]

I just think I've talked to you before...

[fatedmagica.livejournal.com]

U-um, that's...! N-no, I'm fine, I...

Teddie-san, um... Your question... Has anyone answered yet?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I'm Teddie~ It's nice to meet you.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

They really do that? I guess cats can be pretty tricky.

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Rin-chan! Wait! You'll never guess what I learned today~!

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I'm a boy, obviously! I'm not that young...

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

Ummm... yes.

What do they use the bees for?

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

So it does have to do with scoring hot studs! Yuki-chan never did tell me what she meant by that...

[pretty-bear.livejournal.com]

I know! Isn't it strange how everyone wants to keep it secret?